Charles was trying to start the new year on a high note, but it was a new low. Mr Barkley got pulled over for driving under the influence last night, and he told the cops the reason he ran a stop sign was because he was in a hurry to get a blow job from his passenger.
He said: "I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a 'blow job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."
The question that always gets asked of the women who are married to these kinds of men is: WILL SHE STAY? and guess what...they usually all do, fame and the money keep these women quiet...so mainly its the poor dudes who get divorced (so maybe he'll do what Kobe did and buy his wife something glittery - either way he'll be shelling out the money). He'll have to hire some driver to drive him around for a year (more money), because they slap heavy fines and driving restrictions on people for DUI's. I'm sure since the Don Imus incident, television stations have stifer morality clauses in contracts, binding people to a certain measure of good conduct.
Barkley may have to kiss those commentary jobs goodbye...
for the best blow job of his life, hope it was worth it!
All the money in the world can't buy common sense, and if the blow-job was that good, then fine - get yours after the cops give you a ticket, but to broadcast your business like that...damn fool.
Charles did say it though...lol
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